Nick Griffin has launched an attack against the whole UK electoral system, saying it discriminates against the supporters of his party.
"Many of our supporters are rendered housebound as they find a door a significant challenge. We have lost many votes due to supporters who have spent hours pushing when they should have been pulling. This after they have had to spend significant time differentiating their arse from their elbow."
Griffin went on to say that the handles that were on most doors would only work when pushed down at the same time as directional force being applied to the door. "This is obviously an asian, black, chinese plot to stop our wonderfully pure anglo-saxon voters expressing their democratically rightful voice. How can our true British voters be expected to pull a handle and push or pull a door at the same time? Even Churchill would have had a problem with that."
Griffin has requested that the government provides professional doormen for all voters, who can open and shut doors as required and therefore allow true Brits to get out there and vote.
It was suggested that instead BNP voters could have the directions for opening a door tattooed on their arms, next to "I love Mum"
