The Tories' new candidate for Totnes, Dr Sarah Wollaston, found herself embroiled in a scandal within days of gaining the post.
According to rumours, it would appear that the fragrant GP is NOT intending to appear topless in the national tabloid press. Equally she has not signed any contract to bear all with NUTS, FHM or any other lad mag.
"This is a mystery to me" Said Norman Tebbit. "After a tawdry publicity stunt like the so called "open primary" I thought it was only natural that she went au naturel for the whole world to see."
He then grinned a lascivious grin: "Pity really - I bet she has a great Front Bench, if you know what I mean!"
The local Lib dem candidate said that he was glad that Dr Wollaston had not gone topless. "It would have made the competition very stiff" He said.
