Surprise surge in Sales but Boss, bemoans staff shortages!

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

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Rimmer's latest invention "The Popped Cherry Flavour Lolly"

Nigel Rimmer proprietor of South Devon confectionery wrapping company "Gaylord's Fruity Fudge Packers" today gave an interview bemoaning the difficulty in finding staff.

I don't know what the problem could be?, he moaned whilst shrugging his shoulders?

Mr.Rimmer says that his entire group of companies are suffering the same problem including his canal boat company "Todger's Tuggers" & Barnstaple's famed complex fitment company , "Quims, flaps and flanges"!

People are just so workshy mused Rimmer, I used to have a vast amount of Eastern European workers but they seemed to all start leaving as their command of the english Languauge improved! Must be a coincidence nodded the bewildered Boss muttering to himself.

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