Written by Earl Grey

Monday, 6 July 2009

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Weather: Time For A Change

Britain was braced for a change in the weather earlier today. The weather has been warm and sunny. Now it is likely that it will rain. Gordon Broon hurried back to the UK from an important international summit. "The nation needs me in this hour of need" said the PM, "the rain may be very heavy."

Weather expert David Bairstow said "This is really exciting. The last time we had a change in the weather was when it stopped raining and the sun came out. This is just so unexpected. Who knows what will happen next?"

People all over Britain are in a panic because they put their umbrellas away in the cupboard under the stairs and now they cannot find them. "It's as if the company who manufactures umbrellas has broken in and stolen them all" said Andy Lloyd of Edgbaston.

Whether we have more weather news or not will depend upon the weather.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Britain, Weather




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