Queen 5/4fav for Z-List celeb Cluedo watchers next demise

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Monday, 29 June 2009

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The butler did it...

Ballybollox Castle, Scotland - (Royal Karmic Ass Mess): Queen Elizabeth is favorite to continue an action-packed week of celebrity deaths following the recent 'suicide' of singer Michael Jackson.

Cluedo watchers have top-rated HM in the Z-List of international con-artists most likely to pop their clogs in the run-up to July 4 Independence Day celebrations.

And internet spreadbetting index Aintogottaprayer.con has trimmed its odds to 5/4 fav for the old monarchy hoaxer's death on July 1st (Princess Diana's birthday) at Holyrood Palace in Scotland (a Bates Motel kinda building), in the royal residence's panic room (Scottish term for whisky cellar) following another nasty Twitter message from ex-Diana butler Paul Burrell (The-Butler-Did-It!).

The Michael Jackson tribute artiste who faked his own death again last Thursday was HM's third-born spawn by George Bush Senior.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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