Written by Leonardo Picasso

Monday, 20 April 2009

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That Suzy B is one hot mama.

Susan Boyle is relocating to Clarence House and Camilla Bowles is sent packing. In a bizarre escalation of events "Britain's Got Bullocks" star Susan Boyle has become the press darling, and in a tribute to the common folk, Buckingham Palace had invited Ms Boyle to tea with the Queen.

It is said that Prince Charles was so overtaken with the plainness and magnificent caterpillar browed singer that he forgot to introduce The Duchess of Cornwall during the reception on Sunday afternoon. To the amazement of those gathered Charles in an unprecedented oversight of protocol hit on Susan and things went from there.

It is said that Charles and Suzy were seen later that evening at J Sheekey, Suzy did her impersonation of an otter devouring fish, as she flopped on the floor, while munching on the large herring perched on her large bosom. The Prince later was seen with his new passion at Plan B where they danced while a howling crowd cheered them on.

This morning Buckingham Palace refused any comment, but rumour has it that the Prince has marriage in mind. Neither the Prince or Ms Boyle where available or anywhere to be found. Meanwhile Susan Boyle has been offered the leading role in the stage adaptation of "Shrek", which will open at London's Theatre Royal this fall.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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