Vanessa George Bush 'the most hated woman in the UK'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 11 June 2009

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Vanessa George Bush, 69, of no fixed abode

Plymouth - (Tasteless Filthy Ass Mess): Kiddie porn accused Vanessa George Bush has become the nation's top hate figure replacing iconic stalwarts such as Myra Hindley and Karen Matthews.

The Little Ted Kennedy's nursery worker appeared before Plymouth Magistrates court today on multiple child porn and related perversion charges.

George, 69, of no fixed abode, was caught in an elaborate sting on Wednesday.

An accomplice arrested in Manchester has vehemently denied being part of the global Bush Evil Empire mobster family.

The owner of the creche where George worked for the last 15 years said today she was considering changing its name "which may have been hexed since Chapp-a-quid-dick."

Vanessa Feltz is no relation.

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