Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

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Should have stuck with skunk like a sensible chappie...

London - (Smack Bong Wallop Mess): Rotten customer service by get-rich-quick fly-by-night drug dealers was strongly criticised at Westmonster Coroners Court today.

An inquest into the drug death of Nazi S&M fetishist Max Mosley's son Alexander was told dealers' shoddy standards could well have contributed to the 39 year-old's fatal overdose.

An autopsy showed that although Mosley had ingested 'virtually pure' crack cocaine, heroin, the horse anaesthetic ketamine, ecstasy, methadone, speed and half a dozen tabs of acid, it was the hideous impurities in the drugs which triggered the fatal spontaneous sudden death reaction.

"You'd think with Class One drugs the standards would be higher," Mosley's beleaguered cleaning lady commented afterwards.

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Topics: Drugs




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