Shades of Michael Hutchence in David Carradine closet sex game death?

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Friday, 5 June 2009

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Predilection for confined hotel spaces...

Bangcock, Thighland - (WTF? Sordid Ass Mess): "He chose to auto-eroticise in a frickin' blacked-out hotel closet? ...Like, that's a secret code-word for 'gay' maybe??...Tied the frickin' ropes round his dick and neck himself? Case closed, no other supects??......"

The words of disbelief are reverberating around Hollywood today as the film world begins to come to terms with David Carradine's sadass solo sex game death.

Carradine, 69, self-asphyxiated in a spooky copycat version of INXS singer Michael Hutchence's own demise, of 1997, in a seedy Sydney hotel tool cupboard.

Carradine's naked trussed up body was discovered by cleaning staff searching for WD40 lubricant that had gone missing from Maintenance. Probably absolutely no connection...

Hutchence, too , had just been foolin', on his own, a prediliction for confined spaces being a standard diagnosed psycho-sexual trait,; no witnesses or fingerprints or anything to worry life insurance claim investigators.

A widow and other inheritors await the coroner's report.

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