London - (What A Scandal Mess): The Queen used taxpayers' money to 'clean her moat' and 'subdue dry rot' a House of Commons Public Accounts Committee heard today.
"That's just so setting a bad example to snout-on-the-trough MPs like Douglas Hogg!" was the Committee chairman's reaction as news of the royal spending bender spread to the media.
MPs were shocked to learn that despited vast continuing taxpayer handouts Palace Accounts are still the best official work of fiction since Harry Potter and the Cover-up of the 9/11 Paedo-Bombers.
"For some unfathomable reason the Queen has been unable to produce any relevant documents about any legal entitlements," a constitutional expert warned today.
Camilla is Pope Joe Ratzinger's daughter.