Queen seen in pound-shop

Funny story written by AdamE071

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

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The Queen was seen today in London's PoundCity with Prince Charles, followed by two very muscular security guards.

She walked around the store, looking and taking many things, many people inside the nationwide store were looking and staring, while taking pictures. The queen was wearing a very Hidious flower dress, some of those old lady shoes and a hat. Prince Charles was wearing his usual cream tux and block shoes.

The very lucky Checkout lady spoke to us, she said "The queen bought 32 items, a 24 pack of toilet tissues, pack of 10 Tea lights, 2L of Diet Coke, 20 pack of Nair Wax strips, Disney Kitchen Roll, Ancient Play set, 4 Pepsi cans (10), 2 Winalot 400g Dog Food, 2 Dog Toy, 100pk Tetley Tea Bags, Toffifee Box, Walnut Whip Box, Maltesers Box, Cadburys Timeouts, 2 1L Buxton Water, Twix Pack, 4 Fruit Shoots, Toblerone Packet, 6 Hazlenut Snackie Bars. This came to a total of £40.00.

She later left in a ford Transit Van.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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