It has emerged today that Gordon Brown bribed Tony Blair to leave office and claimed the amount back on expenses.
The claim for £40,000 was requested in cash on 1st May 2007, payable in used tenners to Gordon himself. A parliamentary spokesperson comments on this mornings allegation "I had no idea the cash would be used as a bribe. I assumed it was to pay his window cleaner, or escort. Both of which are legitimate expenses. I mean, we had one guy claim £500 for tampons so £40 grand for a bl*w job seems fine to me".
Some experts had previously commented that Tony's departure from office was very lucky, Alistair 'bleach spillage' Darling commented "he is a jammy bast*rd". However, Mr 'teflon' Blair has been unable to keep out of Mr 'penis' Browns far reaching incompetence on this occasion.
