Poland's prime minister, Donald Tusk has upset Gordon Brown by claiming his country avoided serious damage from the financial crisis by regulating banks properly and not "living on credit".
Speaking through an interpreter and Polish English he said "Your country is how we say- up ze shitter- eh?"
Gordon Brown, 47 and never been kissed, glowed with rage and let rip a string of expletives so foul, that Gordon Ramsay felt himself blushing, thousands of miles away in New York.
The Polish PM continued to mock Brown " Are you Susan Boyle? Sing cry me a river like you do, my wife loves you SU-BO". Gordon Brown stormed out the room of delegates with tears streaming down his face, followed by curious but unsympathetic onlookers.
The Polish PM followed with a small gang of giggling Polish boys and men; who surrounded Brown and teased him mercilessly about his country."But we have taken so many of your people into our country - I thought we were friends" gulped Gordon wiping his nose with the back of his hand.
"Zat is your own affair and before you mention the war. Sod the war, nobody asked you for your help- fatty"
After thirty minutes of solid teasing the Polish crew , tired of Gordon's snivelling and went back to work.Gordon was seen shaking his fist and shouting " My friend is Obama and he is black, well half- black. He'll get you, well the black half will anyway. Just you wait and see"
When asked about the incident Obama replied " Gordon who?.....Oh yes I remember him now. Chef Gordon Ramsay from 'Kitchen Nightmares' must invite him to the White House".
It later emerged Gordon's lunch money was stolen by the Polak crew; alongside his eye-pod, and vital secret documents concerning national security.
