Written by Dr Scotty Madoc

Sunday, 24 May 2009

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Ye Old Bishop Of Hull after eating a bad oyster

Anglical vicar Rv Ian Slamchild talked yerterday about how he lost his faith after eating a dodgy curry but found his faith returning two months later after eating a spicy curry pot noodle.

"It's a miracle! Nothing less than a miracle!" He told reporters: "After eating that dodgy curry I never thought I could conceive of a loving God in a Just universe ever again, the pain of mankind rippled through my mortal gut but that simple magical act of creation, pouring hot water onto a slab of yellow noodles and seeing it transform like the genesis of a new world into a cheap, tasty mid-day snack- hallelujah! In that moment I just knew there was a saviour!"

This isn't the first time that Rv Slamchild has both lost and regained his faith due to food related circumstances. Last year the Reverent lost his faith after almost choking on a toblerone but then rediscovered God after seeing the face of Christ in a bowl of Scott's Porridge Oats.

"I owe my living, my life, my happiness to Pot Noodle. It was fate, it was a sign from above!"

Mr Blarneypants the Executive-manager of Pot Noodle told this reporter that: "What can i say? The Lord moves in mysterious ways. Now if you'll excuse me... i have a large cheque to hand to the Reverent."

So is it divine inspiration or something more tangible?

Christ knows.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: God, pot noodles




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