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Funny story: Miliband Money Worries

Miliband Money Worries

David Miliband (the brother of the bacon sandwich guy) has apologised for the MP’s expenses scandal. In which tonnes of MP’s thought “fuck you” to the tax payer and claimed on everything they could. £100 breakfasts, Grey Goose vodka for dictators and...

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Funny story: MPs asked to vote on assisted suicides

MPs asked to vote on assisted suicides

Members of the House of Commons have been asked to vote regarding assisted suicide. The Prime Minister has asked the 650 odd (some very) MPs whether, at the end of this parliamentary term, they should seek re-election or just simply kill themselv...

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Funny story: British Council chiefs use credit cards for lavish lifestyles of five-star hotels, Michelin-starred restaurants and retreats at exclusive golf resorts and spas

British Council chiefs use credit cards for lavish lifestyles of five-star hotels, Michelin-starred restaurants and retreats at exclusive golf resorts and spas

Money strapped Britain: In the austerity streets of Britain where the local libraries are closing down, cuts of 20% to the Police planned, reductions in hospital care, so much so that a recent Government report has slammed the care of the elderly in...

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Funny story: Conservative Party Conference to Generate £27.4m for Manchester

Conservative Party Conference to Generate £27.4m for Manchester

It has been widely reported in the media (BBC, Telegraph, Manchester Evening News etc) that the current Conservative Party Conference will generate £27,000,000 for the local economy. A total of 13,000 delegates will each spend up to four days in t...

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Funny story: Jailed MP Coping In Prison

Jailed MP Coping In Prison

Disgraced MP Eric Illsley, who was jailed earlier this month for defrauding his parliamentary expenses, is coping in prison according to his wife. Dawn Illsley told the media that, as her husband was a carpenter before entering politics, it was na...

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Funny story: Ex-MP Eric Illsley faces expenses scam sentence

Ex-MP Eric Illsley faces expenses scam sentence

From Dense Inchcock Spoorf Gazette Reporter - 10th Feb 2011 - 1049hrs Disgraced former Labour MP Eric Illsley faces a possible prison term when he is sentenced for fiddling his expenses. Illsley, 55, was under massive pressure to stand down as the member for Barnsley Central after he pleaded guilty last month to dishonestly claiming some £14,500 of public money. But he did not quit as an...

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Funny story: MPs feel hard done by after having their expenses rejected

MPs feel hard done by after having their expenses rejected

Many MPs have voiced their concerns about their lack of cash as a result of last year's expenses scandals. In the past to get their hands on lots of lolly MPs would simply hand over a grubby receipt for a porn movie or bird house. The process...

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Funny story: New EEC law may curb inventors' "Eureka!" shout

New EEC law may curb inventors' "Eureka!" shout

There is trouble brewing at a host of inventors premises throughout the UK and the rest of Europe following a directive by the expense claimers, er, Eurocrats of Brussels, The Hague, Luxembourg and parts of Cleethorpes (closed Wednesdays). Profess...

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Funny story: Chancellor & Vice-Chancellor's Latest Antics

Chancellor & Vice-Chancellor's Latest Antics

The shameless millionaire Chancellor George Osborne (who coined the phrase *we're all in this together", jetted off on a luxury skiing holiday - leaving Britain to suffer the backlash of his vicious policies. He went on the piste as struggling fam...

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Funny story: MP's Expenses claims

MP's Expenses claims

The local August election in Nottingham, had a Spoofer, Inchcock Chambers apply for nomination, as representative for the Social Spoof Rejected Party. His magnanimous gesture was to fail miserably - but Inchcock is used to such failures in life - only the expense claims of the already rich and well paid caused him concern. Top expense claiming nepotists.. I mean MP's, Members of Parliament...

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Funny story: Expense Account Fiddling MPs "Heroes" according to Harridan Harmon in Shocking Address!

Expense Account Fiddling MPs "Heroes" according to Harridan Harmon in Shocking Address!

Protected by a chic kevlar 'stab vest', Labour MP Harriet "Harridan" Harmon addressed her constituency in Camberwell & Peckham surrounded by a phalanx of armed security, and hailed her fellow fiddling MPs "heroes" for sending money 'home' so sup...

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Funny story: British MP suffers malnutrition waiting for expense claim to be paid

British MP suffers malnutrition waiting for expense claim to be paid

Doctors have confirmed that a Labour MP who was rushed to a hospital in Chelsea is suffering from malnutrition. Dennis MacShane, a Labour MP and former Minister, related his condition to delays in the system of paying MPs' expense claims. McShane...

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Funny story: New Savings on Police Service Announced

New Savings on Police Service Announced

The Rt Hon George Osborne MP, Chancellor of the Exchequer's Third Private Secretary's, Secretary, Gaylord Hobnob, has revealed some of the plans in the Green Paper, for the reduction in costs of the Police Service in the United Kingdom. "The outso...

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Funny story: Thief blames homosexuality for lapse

Thief blames homosexuality for lapse

A well known public figure who has been found stealing from the till has astounded his friends and colleagues by claiming that he only did it to avoid being outed as a homosexual. Looking pathetic, he said "I didn't really think of it as stealing...

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Funny story: Cameron to stick in his expenses claim for new curtains and bedding after late night shopping spree

Cameron to stick in his expenses claim for new curtains and bedding after late night shopping spree

Conservative leader and self appointed PM designate, David Cameron, has been so busy on the hustings that his poor wife, Sam, had to battle alone through a late night visit to an approved store to shop for "those little things that make a home."...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown caught shoplifting

Gordon Brown caught shoplifting

Prime Minister Gordon Brown was caught by store detectives at his local Tesco store leaving with a calculator which he hadn't paid for. When stopped by security, he immediately admitted that he hadn't paid for it and offered to pay straight away.

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Funny story: Divine Intervention needed right here, right now

Divine Intervention needed right here, right now

Jim Devine and two other Labour MPs, David Cheater, and Elliot Morley, who are to get Legal Aid to fight the criminal case against them for fiddling their expenses. It is absolutely astonishing that thousands of pounds of tax payers money is going...

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