African Pop Tarts Adopt White Babies

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

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White baby, black pop tart, Lake Victoria

American media megastars have been the global trend setters for decades. Musical edginess, hot fashions and lifestyle likes and disses have been exported to the known world by US glamour girls and boyz from the Holly hood.

But in these times of US declines, a new development from the developing world is setting its own trends. Sexy African madonnas want to be with white child. Adoption requests from some of the dark continent's darkest pop stars, known locally as the pop tarts, have rivaled even the US film starlets' hunger for negroid newborns.

To the shock and awe of locals, bouncing blue eyed white babies from mountains to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam, have been a blessing from God and America to the perambulators wheeling their way across Nairobi to Johannesburg.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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