Written by howy

Saturday, 25 April 2009

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Hulk says this is the first time he has been with an old fat virgin

Susan Boyle is to marry Shrek's cousin, the Hulk, this December. Publicity spokeswoman for Susan Boyle says the two have been dating for the last four months.

The Hulk says in an interview, where he moans and groans, he has been wanting kids for a long time and now he has found the woman of his dreams. Asked what is the best quality of his fiancée, he says its the green warts covering her bottom.

The marriage will take place in London and the cost is estimated to be 1.2 million dollars. Janis Feraris told me it is one of the lowest priced celebrity weddings. The Hulk decided on left over food and old furnishing for his wedding.

In an interview with me Susan Boyle says she expects her marriage to be painful and uncomfortable but she is ready to tackle the difficulties.

The Hulk who is strong and well build is a pretty big guy to get along with, but only the likes of Susan Boyle knows how to handle the situation.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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