Written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 25 April 2009

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Rehearsals Were Not Going Well

Talent show star Susan Boyle is to replace Nicole Sherzinger in the Pussycat Dolls. Following the departure of their lead singer and most talented member the band have searched for a replacement. The Scottish spinster has been signed up and is set to join the other members on tour.

Recently Boyle had a makeover. There has been much speculation as to why. Now, the news of her joining the burlesque singing and dancing group has put an end to all speculation.

Boyle is seen as a natural replacement for Sherzinger. They both sing better than the other members of the group. However, in order to achieve an easy transition Boyle must get engaged to a formula 1 driver. Jackie Stewart is being lined up as a possible match.

It is unlikely that Boyle will relocate. The other members of the band will have to move to Scotland. Prime Minister Gordon Broon, on hearing this news, said "Yippee!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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