Written by Earl Grey

Thursday, 16 April 2009

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"We'll keep the red flag flying here..."

A Scottish spinster has amazed the world with her singing. Gordona Broon, who lives with her cat Mandy, has wowed the world with her singing voice. Already YourTube has received millions of views.

Broon wrote the songs herself. "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing Post Indigenous Growth Theory", "Maggie May (Have Been Right)", "You're Once, Twice, Three Times A Resignation Mandy" and "I Wish They'd All Be Quantative Easing Girls" have proved hugely popular.

Demi Moore is reported to have cried. Britain understands how she feels. Many people have been crying recently. And that's without seeing GI Jane.

Broon is currently at Number 10 in the charts. It will be a real test to see how long she can stay there. Many suspect that she will have to change her tune or else she will plummet out of the charts.

Her album "Gordona Broon And The Cabinet" has been released on Public Funds Records. Broon is hoping for a long term deal, but may have to radically change her backing band first.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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