I have exclusively heard reports that contestants from the audition show "Britain's Got Talent" are literally in the test of their lives - as those who fail to reach the finals are being sent to death camps!
"Britain's Got Talent" is a seemingly innocent audition show, where misguided members of the public volunteer to entertain their fellow countrymen in any way imaginable. Some just sing, others shake their deformed bodies. But little do they know that behind the scenes there is in place a Final Solution for the dumb and talentless in Britain.
Tony Blair drew up the plans while in power, and they have been enacted under Prime Minister Gordon Brown. An anonymous spokesperson for the programme said, "The Nazis had various methods of determining who would face the death camps - usually those who were thought to fail to live up to the Aryan ideals. In Britain, we don't like talentless egomaniacs. If you can't tapdance or sing, but you think you can, then you really don't belong here. Same thing happens in the X Factor. They're all driven off to the gas chambers in Chipping Sodbury."