Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 16 April 2009

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Many wish Judge Cowle a painful expiration

Got Talent scouts, directors, judges and producers were shocked two times by middle aged performer Susan Boyle.

The first time the smug judges and judgemental audience seemed to automatically dismiss the frumpy English old maid poised to perform before them. The lot of them did an almost immediate about face as a beautiful voice came from the less than pretty performer.

Judges and audiences alike jumped to their feet as they realized, it seemed for the first time, that appearances are deceiving.

But that was just surprise No. 1 as Susan Boyle announced to the British people that she is a he. Boyle whose real name is Simon Cowle Boyle told me that he has been a cross dressing drag queen chanteuse for the last twenty years since his divorce from female cross dressing and abusive partner Simon Cowle:

" It was my ultimate revenge to watch that mean spirited SOB rise to his feet and honor my talent. Actually I think I still need one more vengeful stroke as I wish the bastard would die a very painful death...but I am sure I am not alone in this prayer."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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