Written by Earl Grey

Thursday, 16 April 2009

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It Almost Looks Real

The Gordon Brown Inaction Man figure is expected to prove hugely popular. If any shops still remain open and anybody actually has any money then the figures will be a big hit.

If you pull the string the doll says hilarious things like "I'd love some quantitative easing", "Is that post indigenous growth theory in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?" and "As I said to Obama only the other day...."

It's not just Gordon Brown either. The whole cabinet has been made into dolls. Jacqui Smith comes complete with the following accessories: a second home, several grovelling apologies and a supply of tissues for her husband.

The Peter Mandelson doll comes dressed as the Prince of Darkness and has a ready made resignation speech. Alistair Darling comes with a ready made gallows.

These toys are sure to be popular with collectors. As each resignation comes in the dolls become rarer and rarer. After the next general election the company is expected to go into liquidation.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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