Written by Pointer

Thursday, 2 April 2009

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Bushes R Fine

The most hip and attractive couple on the High Power Tour of 2009 has inflicted a virulent epidemic of full blown Jungle Fever on the decidedly untropical islanders of the UK. Britisher ladies and some lordies have gotten way hot and bothered by the tall debonair US President.

The few straight Lords and some of the Ladies who play for the alternate team found the sleeveless First Lady to possess such guns as could have protected Navarrone, prevented the Nazi bombing of London and advanced the cause of Irish independence.

A small minority of protesters objected to the stylish duo of beautiful and really smart black people from the colonies. President of Wanting Americans to Be Dumb and Ugly, Bushes R Fyne told me that his organization's members believe that the Bushes are Fine as dumb ugly reps of the British colonies.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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