Frogs Know Lottery Numbers

Funny story written by Mary Popin

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

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Some say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but can it be too early? Apparently not, if the behavior of wood frogs is any indication. Those amphibians can learn to identify winning lottery numbers while still in the egg, according to new research by Alic Balik of Misfit State University in Springfield and several close bingo friends.

After hatching, many amphibians and worms learn to recognize lottery numbers by telepathy.

Balik's team wondered whether frogs might have that telepathy capacity even earlier, as embryos. For three hours a day, on six consecutive days, the team exposed wood-frog eggs to wine from a bucket containing crushed tomatoes mixed with urine from a toilet. (The newts, native to Africa, all died it seemed the crushed tomatoes blocked their telepathy abilities.)

The study group received $200 as the newts were able to pick three correct numbers before being placed in the buckets.

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