Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has a very expensive second home payed for taxpayers squirrelled away somewhere in her sister's back bedroom in a tiny flat in Cheaters-on Therun, Doublecross. But that is no longer the big story as The Daily Male reports that Smith has appointed her husband to the position of Media Watchdawg.
Besides questions about the lucrative salary and nepotism, many denizens of J. Bull's Island wanted to know about "Tiny" Timney's qualifications. These nitpicking critics were immediately silenced by the resume of pornographic films watched almost incessantly by Tiny "Dawg" Timney. The one wrinkle in the approval process may come from the fact that all these skinflicks have been payed for by taxpayers, many of whom appear to be porn stars because they can no longer afford clothing in these tough times.
Tiny Timney told me that he could not comment on these accusations only to say: "God Bless us all!"
