Pensioner Attacked

Funny story written by Mary Popin

Thursday, 19 February 2009

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A boy faces charges after allegedly striking a man with a balloon in an argument over manners. Police told the Crap Times that a 78-year-old man leaving a primary school on Monday morning held the door open for a 3-year-old boy.

Police said the 3-year-old boy did not thank the man, who responded by uttering a sarcastic "ABCDEFG."

The two got into an argument before the 3-year-old went to his trike to get a balloon, which he allegedly used to strike the man several times in the stomach and legs. Police said the man suffered minor injuries.

The 3-year-old boy pleaded not guilty to assault and battery with a dangerous weapon in a District Court on Tuesday and was ordered to stay away from the elderly man.

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