Ed McMahan's Poodle Attacks Process Server

Funny story written by Bureau

Sunday, 18 January 2009

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Dave Higdon, a process server says if you're going to try to kick Ed McMahon out of his house, you're going to have to get past his wife and crazed poodle first!

That's the painful lesson Higdon learned when he delivered legal papers to McMahon's Beverly Hills home as McMahan continues to battle financial ruin after a series of bad investments and process server Dave Higdon appeared on his doorstep in early January.

Ed's wife Pamela had answered the front door. "She had the dog by the collar, and it was barking and snarling at me," Higdon alleged in his statement.

"Then she just lets go of the 40-pound poodle's collar and he came right for me, sinking his teeth into my leg several times. I was terrified!"

"This is a great big poodle, not a little toy one, and he slashed at my right knee and bit me three or four times. It was like he had gone completely berzerk!"

"She kept trying to pull the dog off me and finally succeeded," said Higdon. "Maybe she just couldn't hold him back any longer, but she didn't apologize even though I was bleeding pretty badly."

Finally Higdon gave McMahon the papers who walked off, leaving the wounded server on the front porch, bleeding through his pants.

"As far as I'm concerned, that thing should have been put down some time ago", Higdon allegedly told his boss when he returned to the office after seeing a doctor.

"Back when Carson died."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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