Gordon Brown to deliver an important speech tomorrow

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Saturday, 31 January 2009

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Mr Brown: a delivery for Mr Jones is due

UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown will tomorrow deliver a special speech to one of his constituents.

A Mr Stuart Hacking-Forth Jones of 12 Mulberry Lane Greenodd is expecting the Prime Minister to arrive at his door with a copy of the speech he delivered in Parliament on 12 June 2008. Mr Jones requested the copy and especially asked that the Prime Minister hand deliver it so that he could impress his friends and work colleagues.

Rumour has it he (Mr Jones) is also trying to impress his secret lover in Watford, in spite of being happily married to Gwendolyn for 23 years. Mr Brown said that he doesn't always respond to "nutter" requests of this kind however, as he didn't have a busy week pending, he thought it wouldn't hurt to oblige on this occasion.

Mr Jones, a self employed carpet cleaner, has reportedly not paid any taxes since the fiscal year 1999/2000 and may be the subject of some pointed enquiries from the PM if he's not careful. Time will tell.

If the Prime Minister carries out his extraordinary chore, he will be the first PM to do so in history (but who cares about that, not me!)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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