Ex-KGB spook bids for Daily Fascist

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Thursday, 15 January 2009

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Ex-KGB spook Lebedev fancies himself as a latter-day Lord Northcliffe

London - (Plutonium-210 Mess): A former KGB spy has put in a multi-million pound bid to buy Middle England's flagship rag The Daily Fascist.

Alexander Lebedev, 69, is said to be hugely impressed with the Tory Central Orifice misinformation campaign that masquarades as bona fide British Bullldog news.

The paper's traditional appeasement KGB-led UK bombing campaigns under the Provisional IRA flag of convenience has been its top pro-Thatcherite buiness policy.

Proprietor Daily Fascist and General Truss CEO Lord Bothermere stands personally to pocket £50 million if the deal goes ahead.

Lebedev maid his billion-dollar fortune by whoring for Mikhail Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin and Pope JP2 Lodge.

Vladimir Putin may himself bid for London-based Nutz! magazine.

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