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Funny story: The Rise And Fall Of The Third Wife: Slim Everdingle Gets Hat Trick

The Rise And Fall Of The Third Wife: Slim Everdingle Gets Hat Trick

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim was never the smooth talker who instinctively said the right thing. Pretty little Simone, his third wife, thought she had won the matrimonial equivalent of lotto when Slim proposed to her on Facebook. Tired of Moscow’s brut...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Pasha Kovalev Is A KGB Agent

Strictly Come Dancing Pasha Kovalev Is A KGB Agent

Pasha Kovalev, the 8-year veteran of the BBC's stupid dance extravaganza, Strictly Come Dancing, has announced that he is to leave the show 'forthwith, and by mutual consent'. The Spoof understands he is a KGB operative. Kovalev joined the show...

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Funny story: 'Mission Impossible' Was A Terrible Name For The Show

'Mission Impossible' Was A Terrible Name For The Show

The 1960s drama 'Mission Impossible' was the most poorly-named TV show of its time, according to a man who enjoys thinking about pointless bullshit. The theme of the series, which ran from 1966 to 1973, was that a team of secret American agents -...

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Funny story: Russian Perfume House Releases New Scent

Russian Perfume House Releases New Scent

After the recent accidental murder of Englishwoman Dawn Sturgess, a victim in the Sergei Skripal poisoning aftermath, a Russian perfume house has revealed that it is to start mass production of its brand new 'killer' fragrance, Novichok no.5! Miss...

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Funny story: Russian Novichok Suspects Pencil-in Hull Visit

Russian Novichok Suspects Pencil-in Hull Visit

The two Russian men suspected of administering Novichok to Sergei Skripal and his daughter in Salisbury earlier this year, have said they were visiting the town merely as tourists, and have indicated that they may decide to travel to other places of...

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Funny story: Men Died After Eating Cabbage

Men Died After Eating Cabbage

In two separate incidents, thousands of miles apart, two men died in extraordinarily-similar circumstances yesterday - after consuming cabbage. The men - Thomas Jeffers, 45, of New Jersey, and Nickovitch Kuryakin, 48, from Nizhny Novgorod in Russia - were both healthy, middle-aged men, happily-married with two and seven children respectively, both worked for their respective governments, drank...

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Funny story: Trump Is Consulting Mobsters About Foreign Policy

Trump Is Consulting Mobsters About Foreign Policy

WASHINGTON POST By Peter Hare Donald Trump has said that he's a "smart guy." That is the reason he doesn't need daily intelligence briefings. Too, he's said that he knows more than the generals about Isis. And 3 days ago he said he had more...

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Funny story: Trump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US

Trump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US

President Obama struck back at Russia yesterday for its efforts to influence the 2016 election, ejecting 35 KGB Russian intelligence operatives from the United States and imposing sanctions on Russia's two leading intelligence services. In respons...

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Funny story: Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Donald Trump said today that reason for his not getting daily briefs from the U.S. intelligence community that he was getting the briefings from the Russian espionage agency SVR (Foreign Intelligence Service). Trump said that he looked forward to...

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Funny story: A Rare Interview With Vladimir Putin, Czar of Russia

A Rare Interview With Vladimir Putin, Czar of Russia

Your fearless reporter has been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, a man very much in the news these days. It is not often that the Premier grants anyone from the West an exclusive interview, especially since he is not allowed to enter the U.S. We had to do the Interview on his exclusive 300 foot yacht off the Crimea coast. rfreed- "Good day,...

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Funny story: Russian submarine spotted off the Duchess of Cornwall

Russian submarine spotted off the Duchess of Cornwall

International Waters, The Lizard - A rogue submatine thought to be under the command of Captain Marko Ramius has been sighted off Camilla's private quarters a royal protection racket source said today. The Red Oktober, a Yeltsin-class submersible...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin To Step Down

Vladimir Putin To Step Down

Moscow - It will be announced, by the real powers in the Kremlin, that Vladimir Putin will step down from office to spend more time with his family, thus giving him the opportunity to continue wrestling with bears, swimming with sharks, working on a...

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Funny story: Cheney Invites Putin to Go Hunting

Cheney Invites Putin to Go Hunting

Caspar, WY Former vice-president Dick Cheney has invited Russia leader Vladimir Putin to go duck hunting with him. "He was upset because no one in the country would go hunting with him after that unfortunate incident where that cretin got in fro...

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Funny story: Putin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll

Putin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll

Conspiracy theories abound in the U.S.: The government caused 9/11, the FBI killed MLK, the CIA assassinated Lee Harvey Oswald, and so on. I think there's no truth in any of it. So, reporting on any supposed conspiracy is difficult for me. Ye...

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Funny story: Two Members of The All-Girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot Are Attacked At A Fast Food Restaurant

Two Members of The All-Girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot Are Attacked At A Fast Food Restaurant

NIZHNY NOVGOROD, Russia - Russian singers Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina, members of the all-girl punk band Pussy Riot were having a nice quiet breakfast at Mickey D's when all of a sudden all hell broke loose. It started when Maria as...

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Funny story: Russian spook defects to the US, names 'hundreds' on double-agent NOC list

Russian spook defects to the US, names 'hundreds' on double-agent NOC list

Washington - A senior KGB official in the Kremlin's Department for Michelle Obama Affairs has been outed as a turncoat after accepting a huge US bribe to identify sleepers who've slipped one past US Homeland Insecurity checks. This weekend under...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number

Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number

NEW YORK CITY - Tennis great Maria Sharapova recently told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really enjoyed traveling to Sochi, Russia and watching the XXII Olympic games. She said that one day while sitting in the stands sh...

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