London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Labour's sordid Trash-for-Honors fiasco has reared its ugly head again with the news that Lord Levy's former solicitor is acting for the hapless Home Orifice stooge accused of leaking 'stuff' to Tory immigration minister Damian 'The Omen' Green.
"It's entirely a coincidence," Neil O'May said today.
"Of course there's not a shred of evidence to support any links between my client Christopher Galley and Lord Levy," O'May protested on the UK lunchtime news today.
"Neither has my client been 'groomed' as a mole."
O'May is hopping mad at UK press reports commenting on the term 'grooming' which refers explicitly to internet pederasts and their involvement with minors.
"There is no mole and stop calling my client a bum," was his parting shot.
