Psychopath Sean Slater of the BBC soap, Eastenders, has been lifted by 'The Ol' Bill' for Crimes To Acting.
The Psycho-turned Romeo-turned Psycho-turned Loverat-turned Father-turned Psycho-turned Fiance-turned Psycho Sean, was arrested amid wild scenes when he AGAIN forgot his lines.
Normally, scriptwriters have been letting him away with the odd single words like; "huh", "wat?", "Mo" or "Stace", but have been recently testing his acting skills with two words.
He eventually admitted that the reason he was rolling his eyeballs up under his eyelids was NOT because he was about to lose it, but rather he had written his lines under his eyelids.
Phil Mitchell, who's played by ex-Westlife singer Brian McFadden, laughed as he recalled Sean's last scene.
"All he had to say was 'Sorted, Mum', but ended up with take after take with 'Sordid Nun', 'Absorbed Fun', 'Shorty Son?', 'Snorted Rum' and all the time his eyes are rolling about his head and he was losing it!. He was taken to Beale's Cafe for some 'Salad Buns' and escorted from the Square by the Fuzz.
Bosses had a re-think and have decided the next scenes he films he will just have to move his lips, and his lines will be dubbed by Joe Pasquale to give the show a bit of a comedy camp feel.
(Ian Beale still charged for the Buns)