Steven Gerrard to become an actor

Funny story written by Shrey

Wednesday, 4 June 2008

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Gerrard the actor

Steven Gerrard, the captain of Liverpool FC, has decided to become an actor.

It all started when Fernando Torres, a striker of Liverpool FC, was asked to do a guest role in a movie and then, when the movie became a huge hit, Torres started bragging about it.

Said Gerrard,"If Torres can do it, then so can I. I have always wanted to become an actor, but many people recognized my skill as a footballer. But now since my team is not doing well, I want to leave the team and pursue acting as a career"

In fact, Gerrard has already been asked to do a role in a movie which is based on the life of Bill Shankly, a legend of Liverpool FC, and Gerrard will play himself.

When asked what he thought would happen to Liverpool FC, Gerrard said,"When I was playing, it began to prosper but then began to lose. Now that I am not playing, Liverpool is finished."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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