Budding Actor Serving Fries Part Time For Past 6 Months

Funny story written by Bureau

Friday, 7 November 2008

Faron Dylan, (not his real name) who quit his job six months ago as an X-Ray Technicion to go full time into acting, has to dedicate himself to studying movies while lying on the couch watching old Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and reading old scripts from the local theatre group in which he plays Othello's prompter.

"I realize it isn't much but I get to make some coffee and sell tickets sometimes." It is the latest in a long line of mundane tasks completed by 36-year-old. "After all, my favorite actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger started out by just lifting weights and now he's not only an actor, but Governor of the largest state in America."

"I really don't mind working part-time at McDonalds either. All this stuff is being put down in my journal which I intend to publish as an autobiography once I become famous."

"Next season at the Community Theater I have been offered a backup on a role of our company's version of 'A Tale of Two Cities" of the guy who is scheduled to play the second city. It's a new intrepretation of the book but will allow the audience to participate...really a unique idea."

"Thank you, Sir, and don't forget your fries."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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