Tory snitch in bullet-proof vest fit-up

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 23 October 2008

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Kitted out ahead of the forthcoming drive-by shooting season

London - (Toxic Ass Mess): Former Bullingdon Club tosser and Tory Party snitch Nathan Rothschild was seen in Saville Row's armored tailoring division today getting fitted up for a bullet-proof vest and matching codpiece.

Rothschild, 39, recently blew the whistle on ex-Bullingdon pal George Osborne's contractual pest control arrangements with Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

A pesky infestation of Special Branch probes into the Cameron/Osborne dream ticket was threatening to nail the duo for the 2006 Plutonium-210 poisoning of KGB turncoast Alexander Litvinenko.

And despite a superb career-best pantomime-caliber performance by ex-UK Terror chief and Met Deputy Commissioner Pete Clark - ostensibly blaming former Russian spookmaster Andrei Lugovoi for the classic contract killing - Osborne emerged the clear hot favorite for the daring extermination.

Boris Johnson is a bottle-blonde.


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