Montenegro - (Tory Sperm Donor Mess): Brunei's top mobster and fugitive from UK justice Prince Jefri Archer is the eminence grise behind dodgy Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska according to reports.
Prince Jefri, 69, famously embezzled $25 billion from the Brunei Investment Authority to bankroll every ganster pal/wannabe Russian oligarch into the heady stratosphere of the Forbes That's Rich! List.
Deripaska himself received a wacking great big $1 billion baksheesh and went on to corner the Russian aluminium market after greasing the sweaty mitts of former London Heavy Metals Exchange CEO and Tory Life Peer Lord Bagri.
Bagri was said to have been utterly charmed with Derpaska after learning the Russian is the biological father of young pretender Princess Beatrice, supposed daughter of the Duke and Duchess of York.
"Princess Ginger-Muff? Such kudos to the Fourth Reich/Vichy-spawned Puppet Monarchy!" Bagri said today.
Beatrice meanwhile is shagging an effete young London wastrel called Dave Clarke....whose own biological father happens to be.....Nat Rothschild, denouncer of Hellfire Club Tory shadow chancer George Osborne and sometime Corfu Beach Boys Club co-member.
The Brunei Investment Authority is an enigma like its Abu Dhabi counterpart.