Incredible Hulk to be banned from Buses

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 29 September 2008

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No Mate, I did not really mean to make you angry...

Dr David Banner, the man who becomes the Incredible Hulk when he is angry will soon be seeing red, or green in his case, for a number of bus companies have now banned him from travelling with them.

Speaking to us, Alex Kingshot from Northolt Bus Company told us: 'It is not often that we have to take this step, but we felt it was time. It is not David (or Bruce as he was in some series, before I am picked up on that) or the Hulk that we objected to, although one of them was a bit of a downer at parties, and the other one was great to have at parties, if you were well insured, and had very forgiving house guests, no it was that dreadfully cloying emotional music that he always had playing when he got on the bus to get out of town.

'We felt that that was just far to anti-social, and we had to stop it, to encourage people to stay on the buses. Sometimes when people saw him, and heard that music, the bus would just empty, and that was no good for business, and then he would just stay and talk to me'

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