Written by nottoosure

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

image for Barrak Obama hands presidency to James McGeorge!
mcgeorge on one of his mountains

In shock revelations, the BBC revealed that James McGeorge residing in North Wales is in fact GOD, the messiah, the father, son and holy ghost, Buddha, Allah, Osiris, Thor, Neptune aka Poseidon, to name but a few, has been offered the us presidency by barrack obama.

Brian O'hanrahan was lucky enough to get the following from the great one today, "bless you my son that sounds like a nasty cold."

When asked what he was going to do about the current credit crisis James "GOD" McGeorge said "Ill probably just have to cut down on the beer for a few months, her indoors is going mad about the cost and the hangovers"

When asked again, he was heard to utter "~*ck off you sad co*ksuck3r" upon which a bolt of lightning obliterated our reporter and camera crew.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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