The century old British youth organization, the Boy Scouts will have a new merit badge to attain this year. Along with the usual virtues of the pledge, Be Prepared will soon have a new meaning.
Head of the Scout Association Conrad Traception explained the change: "A scout is resourceful and a hardy lad out for a little adventure. The Scout Leader will now lead the boys down the rosey path of safer sex. To earn the new merit badge , a scout must recite the six most effective methods of birth control and demonstrate proper condom use."
When I asked Scout Leader Traception exactly how the scout will demonstrate proper implementation of the prophylactic, "Con said:" Precisely!"