Boy Scouts Induct Sasquatch Chapter

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Friday, 7 March 2008

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Baden Powell was a big fan of the Sasquatch

Talihina, Oklahoma (IPP) - The Talihina, Oklahoma Boy Scout Troop number 415 has inducted twelve young Sasquatch Bigfoot members into their ranks for the first time in history.

The Sasquatch boys were put into the the back of a pick up truck and run through the car was a few times so they would be clean and presentable for the ceremony.

None of the Sasquatch boy's parents showed up for fear of being captured and being put into zoos. They also fear becoming the subject of scientific experiments and they hate publicity.

The Sasquatch boys told others at the ceremony that they all have computers in their homes and are no different in their ways than average people except that they do not have modern plumbing facilities and are not fond of bathing.

The Sasquatch kids excel in outdoor activities like rock and tree climbing, camping, hiling, fishing, and hunting. Many of the new Scouts hope to start earning badges in a relatively short period of time and are very proud of their Boy Scout membership.

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