Written by Pointer

Thursday, 9 October 2008

image for Arizona's Yes4Marriage Anti-Gay Proposition Uses Naked Palin family in their Ads
Christian women spread their legs to stop homo marriage

The perennial attack by Christ-loving, gay-hating fundies on societal efforts to grant some protections to same-sex love relationships is once again being waged in the sands of Arizona. The new story is the racy ad campaign of the Religious righties.

Full color mailers have gone out to every household in the state. The big surprise is the shockingly awesome centerfold of Sarah Palin's whole family wholly nude.

The ad agency Christ-centered and Sex-celebrating told TheSpoof.com that God created the naked body and clothing was just a late concession to the fashion industry:

"Our shots of Todd and Sarah in the Alaskan hot springs is a celebration of Christian wholesome eroticism. Life honoring teen almost mom Bristol and her semi-voluntary fiance humping on the dogsled was meant to show our opposition to abortion.

"The nudy shots of the many minors running around butt naked tells America that the heterosexual Christian family can be free without Sodom marrying Gommorah."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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