Inbev to Rival World Bottled Water Leaders by Global Distribution of Bud and Bud Light

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

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Juror agrees Bud Light is King of bottled water

Belgium Beer Giant Inbev has purchased Anheiser-Busch. The acquisition was opposed in anti-trust law suits by Coke and Pepsico because of their plans to dominate the global drinking water market.

In a dramatic moment in court, lawyers for Pepsico and Coca-Cola had jurors perform a blind taste test of Dasani, Aquafina and Bud Light. Two out of three jurors could not tell the difference among the three watery beverages. The judge however decided that if it smells like water and it tastes like water but its label says beer, it's beer.

Inbev told reporters that it plans on using Bud light as the water to brew its own beers and Bud will be good for cleaning out the beer vats.

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