London Knife Fighters Unit to Be Deployed !

Written by Pointer

Friday, 18 July 2008


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British war accomplishments since the defeat of the Hun over fifty years ago have been hard to come by. If you don't count their overwhelming defeat of the Falkland Island penguins, you don't have much to talk about.

The adventure in Iraq under the terrible twins Bush and Major is best forgotten. But now a new Special Forces unit from the streets of London trained in urban warfare since early childhood may distinguish British fighting forces once again!

"With London reporting a knife fight every four minutes, I thought these are the ferocious subjects to save the military reputation of John Bull!", Rear Admiral Rear Admirer told spoofwarrior. And so under the direct supervision of Admiral Admirer, the London street toughs have been whipped into shape. Rear Admirer told the spoof "These troops have hearts of iron, buns of steel and can knife fight like Sicilians!"

Deployment of the new fighting force may be to Iraq, Afghanistan or Derry if the Irish act up."

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