London - (Alien Mess): Secret MoD files on a 1978 Buckingham Palace UFO are an official cover-up about top Cuban KGB colonel George W Bush's attempt to nuke London.
"We had a right laugh making up this crap," one top brass source said today, "mostly inspired by that Close Enounters of the Turd Kind movie."
Bush, a Havana-born tribute artiste who assassinated President John F Kennedy on Vatican orders, wanted to destroy the Palace after being snubbed over a dinner invitation.
But he was caught red-handed in the Throne Room after forgetting to flush and leaving the seat up - "classic signs in the Close Enounters genre", according to the declassified papers.
Other documents released today cover up Bush's 1980 capture and eventual escape from Suffolk's Rendelsham Forest after a drunken accomplice blew himself up while assembling another explosive device.
Karl Rove is 69.
