London - (Ass Mess): London Mayor Ken Livingstone has denied that pianist and former Hear'Say pop singer Myleene Klass is his daughter.
The singer turned model turned TV and radio presenter - who officially turns 30 on Sunday - accompanied Red Ken on a week long £740,000 taxpayer-funded freebie to India last November, promoting Ken's greenhouse gases policies of burning up airmiles as fast as possible.
She has always denied being the Mayor's daughter although both she and her toddler daughter Ava are dead ringers for the oligenous London slimebag.
At County Hall today Livingstone told reporters he had at least five kids that he admitted to "but that's none of yer effin' business anyway, you Nazi concentration camp guard, you."
Klass meanwhile is raking in the £££s with reliable taxpayer-funded assignments like pressing the buttons on the BBC TV Lottery show and other valuable sinecures.
Boris Johnson is a natural blonde.
