London - (Rotters): An official probe has revealed London mayor Ken Livingstone received a secret sperm donation from a convicted fraudster property developer keen to see his erection tower over St Paul's.
"Of course it means he's now totally screwed," a spokesman for Tory mayoral candidate Boris Johnson said today, "and his eight year tenure of orifice at County Hole almost over."
Livingstone, 69, is accused of collaborating with Tory jailbird Gerald Ronson in return for bungs to his favorite orifice projects.
He has hotly denied being in breach of the law and cited cash-for-peerages grandees like Lord Levy as his role models.
But police are still investigating other bungs the mayor has hidden including a £500,000 bribe from former Tory treasurer Lord Asscroft.
"This has all the hallmarks of a Thatcher/Blair cover-up," a Fraud Squad source said today.
