Shannon Abducted By West Yorkshire Police

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Monday, 17 March 2008


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Pupils held a vigil for Shannon

Shannon Matthews, the nine-year-old schoolgirl who was found by police after going missing for three weeks, has been abducted by the policemen that found her, according to reports from local residents.

Shannon, who was discovered in bed at her stepdad's father's uncle's mate's flat during a house-to-house search on Friday, hasn't been seen since, although its thought she is still being held by members of West Yorkshire Police in Dewsbury.

Shannon's mother, Karen, who looks like a right basketcase, said she would like her daughter back, but wasn't concerned, as she had nothing in for tea, apart from some crisps and a bit of bacon rind.

Pupils at the girl's school have been praying for her since her abduction, and an overnight vigil was held for her last night outside Dewsbury Police Station.

Shannon's classmate Sally Trogg, also 9, said:

"F**king coppers! Give us our f**king Shannon back!"

Correction: Shannon ADOPTED By West Yorkshire Police

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