Web Site Bullies Outed By Mr Fergus McCarthy

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Sunday, 16 March 2008

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Two bullying members of an internet forum have been outed by a kind hearted Irishman who is the lone voice of reason admits an angry mob of comedy writers.

Mr Fergus McCarthy, an achieved comedy and satire writer of note, sprang to the defence of a good natured critic who has himself become the target of shameful behaviour led by the two writers. The writers are attempting to deny the critic and fledgling writer from competing in an online writing contest, a contest he would be clear favourite to win.

McCarthy has rightly stated that the pair are nothing but bullies, a diabolical double act akin to Myra Hindley and Ian Brady, Bonnie and Clyde, Eva Braun and Adolf Hitler and The Thompson Twins.

Bullies thrive in internet forums, leaving comments and joining together to attack the innocent. The critic, liked by many but despised by a few will not be deterred by the constant digs at his sexuality, alleged relationships with animals nor his apparent likeness to a fearsome member of a mythical race from Norse mythology.

The critic cum writer is extremely popular with readers from India, who love his satirical writings about penises and goats.

The critic, who hails from Plymouth in DEVON and not Cornwall as stated by one of the tiresome writers, would no doubt be 'top of the hit parade' if it wasn't for the two writers trying to stifle his creativity.

Thank the Good Lord for Fergus McCarthy.

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