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Funny story: Karen Matthews Charged With Being A Drug-taking, Pathetic, Filthy, Stinking, Ugly, Moron

Karen Matthews Charged With Being A Drug-taking, Pathetic, Filthy, Stinking, Ugly, Moron

Karen Matthews, the mother of little schoolgirl Shannon, who went missing before being found under a bed, has been charged with being a drug-taking, pathetic, filthy, stinking, stoney-faced, ugly moron at her trial at Leeds Crown Court. The 32-yea...

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Funny story: Karen Matthews To Figure In England's First Trial-By-TV Trial

Karen Matthews To Figure In England's First Trial-By-TV Trial

Karen Matthews, who neglected her 9-year-old daughter Shannon so viciously, the schoolgirl hid in the base of her stepfather's uncle's bed, is to be the first defendant in British legal history to stand trial by Trial...

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Funny story: Blindfold and pin to replace DNA testing in Matthews case

Blindfold and pin to replace DNA testing in Matthews case

In a move sure to cause controversy, the team heading up the continuing Shannon Matthews case have confirmed they are to dispense with costly and time-consuming DNA testing in order to identify members of Shannon's extended family, electing inste...

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Funny story: Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum Karen and Step Dad Craig to Child Mind on their next holiday

Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum Karen and Step Dad Craig to Child Mind on their next holiday

Gerry and Kate McCann, who admit to not looking after the daughter Maddie properly, while on holiday at Praia da Luz during May 2007, have invited Shannon Mathews Mum Karen, and her Step Dad Craig Meehan to look after their twin siblings Sean and Ame...

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Funny story: Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'

Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'

Karen Matthews, the horrible neglecter of 9-year-old missing-cum-turned-up-safe schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, is to star in the BAFTA-award winning TV drama series Shameless, according to sou...

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Funny story: Karen Matthews Agrees to Be Sterilised

Karen Matthews Agrees to Be Sterilised

Karen Matthews, mother of missing Shannon Matthews, has agreed to be sterilised whilst on remand in Yorkshire. It is believed that Miss Matthews has given birth to at least 14 children in her lifetime, five of which are currently in the care of socia...

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Funny story: 'One law for the proles and another for mothers like Kate McCann' sobs Karen Matthews

'One law for the proles and another for mothers like Kate McCann' sobs Karen Matthews

Dewsbury, West Yorks - (Appalling Mess): "Is it because I'm fat, dumb and can't simper in front of the Pope like a rich, educated blonde?"...

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Funny story: Proof that Shannon Matthews is adopted

Proof that Shannon Matthews is adopted

Police say they have proof that shows Shannon Matthews is not the biological daughter of Karen Matthews.

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Funny story: Karen Matthews Recruited By ITV For New Series Of 'Bad Girls'

Karen Matthews Recruited By ITV For New Series Of 'Bad Girls'

Karen Matthews, the mother of neglected 9-year-old schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, has landed a starring role in the next series of ITV1 prison drama Bad Girls.

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Funny story: Revealed: Shannon Matthews Mum went to a faith healer before being arrested

Revealed: Shannon Matthews Mum went to a faith healer before being arrested

It has been revealed that Karen Matthews, the 32 year-old mother of schoolgirl Shannon went to Dewsbury Pentecostal Church last week. It was thought that she went to give thanks to God for her daughter being found safe and we...

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Funny story: Shannon Matthews: Kidnappers Housing Benefit Claim Shock

Shannon Matthews: Kidnappers Housing Benefit Claim Shock

Rumours are rife that the alleged kidnapper of 9yr old Shannon Matthews had made a claim for housing benefit in respect of the divan bed that the youngster was living in.

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Funny story: Matthews Family Deemed "Too Stupid" To Stand Trial

Matthews Family Deemed "Too Stupid" To Stand Trial

A judge has today deemed that the Matthews family, arrested on various charges relating to the disappearance of Shannon Matthews, are "too stupid" to stand trial.

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle to prosecute the Shannon Matthews Case

Jeremy Kyle to prosecute the Shannon Matthews Case

Jeremy Kyle, the inquisitor extraordinaire of daytime TV has been offered a lucrative deal by the Crown Prosecution Service, to be the prosecutor in the multiple cases of Shannon Matthews Mother, her 'Boyfriend', Craig,the supposed Gary Glitt...

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Funny story: Portuguese Police make Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad Aguidos

Portuguese Police make Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad Aguidos

On the Lunch Time News today, Sky TV showed live pictures of Portuguese Police Chief, Inspector Mateus Rose sitting at his desk opening his second bottle of red wine.

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Funny story: Matthews Police: This is not a joke

Matthews Police: This is not a joke

(Dewsbury) Police investigating the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of nine-year-old Shannon Matthews have strongly denied rumours that the whole story is a joke, and that its main characters are actors making a new topical...

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Funny story: McCanns to sue the Matthews family

McCanns to sue the Matthews family

Modern day heroes and saints Gerry and Kate McCann are to sue the family of Shannon Matthews for taking press attention away from the ongoing search for Madeleine.

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Funny story: Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea

Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea

Gerry and Kate McCann have done what they think is a Christian thing by inviting Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea at their Leicestershire home.

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