Written by queen mudder

Friday, 2 March 2007

image for BBC gagged from reporting Blair's gatekeeper has criminal record
The BBC gag is effective immediately

Drowning Street - (Rioters): The BBC has been gagged by the Attorney General from reporting that in 1993 Ruth Turner, the Prime Monster's official gatekeeper, served a jail term for fraud, embezzlement, extortion and harboring child molestors.

Turner was arrested last month by police probing the cash-for-peerages scam which saw Tony Blair and his blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy sell seats in the House of Lords to dozens of perjurors who had given George W Bush an alibi in the God's Banker murder probe.

Criminal records that former Home Secretary David Blunkett failed to shred show that Turner, 39, also has a love child with Blair's son David Cameron, the wannabe Prime Monster -in- Waiting and current leader of the Tory Party.

The Attorney General, Lord Goldsmith, blocked the BBC reporting these details after the Met police said it would be better to nail Blair's ugly-fetid-loan-raising-Opus Dei-infested-little-arse first before dealing with the minions.

"Let's nail the bastard's dirty little arse first, M'Lud", said the Commissioner.

"And by the way, Your Honor, you're next."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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